Jan 13, 2010

Why I Can't Watch BL Until They Lose

So when I am watching Biggest Loser this early in the season, it makes me (a) exercise less and (b) eat more crap. Until they get to under 400 lbs, I feel so thin comparatively that I convince myself that I am anorexic and need to skip the gym and eat chocolate cake instead.  Because I'm shaky due to lack of food (I had a Petro at JL meeting thirty minutes prior).  So no more Biggest Loser for me tonight (probably a good thing since I have work to do).  I'm not scared of you Jillian. (Total lie, by the way, I'm quaking).


Tara- what a badass!

So realizing that I have to be presented in a clingy red dress to a bunch of people in a month, this feeling super skinny when I am decidedly not, has got to stop.  So started tomorrow- it's detox time.  I am all abou thte detox- me and Gywneth are best buds like that.  Until, Chick-Fil-A comes out with a spicy chicken sandwich.  I'm all over that.  I don't think Ms. Paltrow would be feeling it as much. 

Anyway, this detox is from Body and Soul Magazine (part of Martha's empire), and you can find it here. Starting it tomorrow lasting until the wedding Saturday, when I dash my body's newly cleansed state with mass amounts of vino. Sorry, Gwynnie.

Clarification- Although I love you ladies commenting that I am skinny (because who doesn't like that), this was not a plea for compliments (although, of course I will always take them).  I just want to fit into said clingy red dress, and eating slabs of chocolate cake while watching trash tv is not helpful for squeezing into sex bomb slinky gowns.

11 comments:

  1. Oh man, I could never detox. More power to you!

    I loved Tara. It was the only season of Biggest Loser that I watched, and will probably remain so... but she and Helen kicked so much ass.

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  2. 1. you are skinny

    2. i'm going to check out that detox...sounds interesting!

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  3. I have met you and you are TINY. And the spicy chicken sandwich comes out in June they kept saying it at the bowl game.

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  4. You are beautiful! The detox sounds good. I'm doing the Jillian Michaels one right now.

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  5. You crack me up! And you will look smokin' hot in that dress!

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  6. I heard about Gywneth's detox program - I'll have to check it out. It's so hard to get motivated this time of year. All I want to do is hibernate. Good luck to you - I'm trying to get my rear in gear as well. We'll see how it goes!

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  7. Wait, correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't Chick fil-a have a spicy chicken sandwhich? :) I am definitely going to check out the detox, I've been doing my own made up version of one but I am always interested in new ideas!

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  8. I totally know what you mean about wanting to eat unhealthy while watching BL...I totally had some pizza rolls while watching the doctor give the health spiel...whoops.

    You know I love a good detox. Are you doing all 4 weeks?

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  9. I totally know what you mean about watching in the early stages of The Biggest Loser--it's motivating toward the end, but toward the beginning it gives me undue self esteem that can only end in snacking.

    I'm going to check out the detox, too--I've always been interested in that!

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  10. Tara IS a badass - i'm still secretly or not-so-secretly sad that she didn't win. True story. hehe You convince yourself that you're anorexic. YOu're crazy!

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  11. Fellow East Tennessee here, are you going to see Tara at Knoxville Expo Center on Jan 30th??

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