I could give you all the excuses in the world (work is insane, we close on the house on Friday, and I can't quit with social obligations, and have been going out on the boat instead of dealing with all of the above). . .but I think some random thoughts are far more in order.
1. I can't stop munching on olives. My fingers are horrendously swollen- in competition with the thousands of skeeter bites covering my white trash legs. My trainer remarked on my flea market legs and enquired whether I had grocery store feet as a child. Why yes, in fact I did.
2. I am supposed to be cleaning the condo (a) in preparation for putting it on the market, (b) because it is so cluttery and messy that I can't stand it, (c) it's taking me an extra 15 minutes in the morning to get ready because my wardrobe is in such disarray, and (d) Hubs comes home on Thursday and I like to
3. I had a pool party Saturday during the day, and then attended a different pool party Saturday night. I wore this swimsuit and got tons of compliments from males and females alike. As a Leo, I thrive on compliments. Have y'all noticed much? Hee. Anyway, it was ideal because I made and partook in pool food (hot dogs, chicken fingers, fries, and watermelon) during the day party, and imbibed quite a number of white wine spritzers that night. However, the pooch (y'all know what I'm talking about) was covered by ruching- flattering and comfortable.
4. Are y'all watching Pretty Little Liars? It's my teeny bopper addiction which I am currently tuning into instead of hanging clothes and cleaning the kitchen. For those watchers, is this teacher creepy or what? Am I too old?
So- I am working on answering all your wonderful questions, packing and gearing up for my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE HOLIDAY IN THE WORLD!!!!
Yes, I love Fourth of July- lake, grilling out, drinking beers, and blowing stuff up. Most American holiday ever, by damn. Screw Thanksgiving, I'd take fireworks over turkey any day of the week.
So ladies (and my 2 male readers) fill me in! What is going on- 4th of July plans?